Crack

Dear Diary,

Don't smoke crack, Diary. It's not good for your health or mental state. Very bad stuff.... specially the discount crack you get from hookers.

No diary, not that crack.... the kind you smoke. Anywho, if you smoke crack, I will be very dissapointed.

That brings me to my next topic....

Don't smoke crack.

Love, now and forever,
Jeffy Jeff


P.S. Don't smoke crack!