Exist

Dear Diary,

Wow! I still exist! Can you believe it, my dear Diary? I feel I must apologize for my absence, for I was very busy this past four months.

You see, Diary, I was adventuring. No, not adventuring, but ADVENTURING! I was like a skinny white Ethiopian boy on tv that some guy in a beard pressures you into adopting for 50 cents a day and in return you receive blurry pictures on me. Actually, I don't think that was a great example... how about comparing me to Indiana Jones? YEAH! Diary, you are a friggin' genius! I was like Indiana Jones! Except I was at work and not in Peru digging shit up!

That's where I was!

Love, now and forever

Jeffy Jeff