Fire Bad

Deaar Diary

It seems at least once a day I manage to burn myself. I really need to learn about the dangers of fire. If it isn't a george forman grill, it's me handling hot cookie sheets without hot pads. Don't even get me started on the dangers of freshly microwaved hot pockets.

While I'm thinking about it, I should also learn to chew my food. Tortilla chips don't work well in large sharp peices in the throat.

I need to make a note to reteach myself how to eat. The art of chewing and not burning myself. I know these may seem like relatively simpl acts to most of you.... but to me it is more difficult then getting kids in a van without the aid of candy or ice icream.

Love, now and forever
JEFFY!!!!!11!!!!LOL!