Can't Sleep

Dear Diary

Today is going to be a funny day! I haven't slept and I've been up all night with Anna watching her (and occasionally) helping her on her project. It is a super awesome project on the history of stoves! Now Diary, I try not to have these thoughts, but after about ten minutes I really considered killing myself. Now, do not worry dear Diary, for I am much more stable then that! Silly Diary, getting all worried....

Diary, I have an interview today and I'm reeaalllly nervous! What if I crash and burn! OR just burn (much like the Jews did in WWII)? I don't know what I would do! I would probably go on a three day drinking binge and humiliate myself in front of my family for sport... well, I'm going to do that anyways because HELLO!? Turkey Day is just around the corner!

Now, since I am going to be sooo busy, I'm going to list what I am thankful for right this veeerrry second.

Dear Diary and Mr. Jesus,
Thank you for:
Cari
Anna
Kelly
Bunny Rabbits
Mom
Dad
Andrew
Nick
Friends (sorry guys, so many! all one of you ;) )
Pie
Mozilla
Al Gore
Stoves
Fire
Rope
Rice Patties
Helicopters
Agent Orange
Pills
NyQuil
Shoes
Neck Ties
Wireless Keyboards
Beer
Beer
Beer
Beer
Beer
Beer
...
..
.
ANYWHO!

I'm like SUPER STOKED for Thanksgiving! I get to eat, and be with my family, and drink three gallons of wine! SUPER TIMES!

Well Diary! I'm off to surf the internet (Thanks AL Gore!) some more!

Love, now and forever!
Jeffy Jeff....